Funny Pregnancy Status, Messages & Short Quotes

Sarcastic and Funny Pregnancy Status For Whatsapp.

Congratulations for entering a period of life when you will have no periods.
It’s all fun and games until somebody gets pregnant.
I’m In love with a child I haven’t yet met….
Getting pregnant must be like a sport now-a-days.
Girls get periods, pregnancy, and pain. Boys get food, football, and females…WTF?
I’m growing a person inside me what are you doing?
Pregnancy: A condition that makes you pee when you laugh and puke when you cough!
OMG! You are having a baby! Sleep well now, it may be your last chance for the next three years!
I miss you like a pregnant sixteen years old misses her period.
Success is like being pregnant. Everybody congratulates you, But nobody knows how many times you were ****** before you got there.
Sneezing for a pregnant chick is like playing Russian roulette; you never know when something’s gonna come out.
Pregnant teen in 1992: ”Oh no, I’m pregnant! My mom’s gonna kill me!”…Pregnant teen in 2012: ”OMG! YES!!! I get to be on MTV!”
funny pregnancy status messages and quotes
Let us make pregnancy an occasion when we appreciate our female bodies.
Wishing I could sleep, but someone is using my stomach for their own personal bounce house!
Pregnancy, periods, Breast Cancer, being walked on, rape, abuse, harassment. Females go through a lot. They are born stronger than you think.

Best Funny Pregnancy Messages & Status For Facebook.

You know you are pregnant… When you are in the kitchen, dropped something and stand there thinking “Do I really need that”?
16 and pregnant? What about 18 and graduated? 22 and successful.
I just heard Kate Middleton is pregnant. Has anyone seen my royal coat hanger?
True irony: Getting a girl pregnant on a pull out couch.
Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside.
Pregnancy used to be a beautiful thing. Now it’s like, ”she pregnant too?” ”Oh”
The responsible woman in me is budgeting for groceries. The pregnant woman is going “Oooo! Chocolate Cake!”
Dear pregnant woman ordering alcohol, Yes, I’m judging you. Think of your baby. Sincerely, your waitress.
‘Ho Ho Ho’ said Santa as he watched ”16 and Pregnant.”
I have never seen a pregnant Chinese woman! RT if you haven’t either!
With so many girls pregnant at school.. condoms should be on the supply list.
Oh, you get your pregnancy tests from the dollar store? It sounds like you’re financially ready for the responsibility of a child.
Smart man + smart woman = romance. Smart man + dumb woman = affair. Dumb man + smart woman = marriage. Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy.
Danger, due to the influence of pregnancy hormones I could burst into tears or kill you in the next five minutes.

Short Funny Status About Pregnancy.

The uterus of an average woman expands up to 500 times it’s normal size during pregnancy.
This girl in a China got pregnant at age 13. They called her ” Sum Yung Ho.
Pregnancy is a disease from which you recover in 18 years & 9 months.
Periods are ridiculous i shouldn’t be punished for not getting pregnant.
‘Is she pregnant”…”idk”…”go ask”…”no way, what if she’s just fat???
If pregnancy were a book they would cut out the last two chapters.
2,800 teenage girls get pregnant everyday. Like if you like pancakes.
There is a sanctity involved with bringing a child into this world, it is better than bombing one out of it.
If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.
Kim Kardashian’s pregnant photos in my last status!?
Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but im 4 months pregnant, and it’s your baby.
Think of stretch marks as pregnancy service stripes.
Yes, I AM a Christian. Yes, I AM pregnant! No, I am not married! And, NO, You AREN’T perfect either! SO, do NOT judge Me unless you are GOD!
Unless you are the one who put this baby in here or the one who will take it out, you are not allowed to touch my belly.
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